Re: [閒聊] 大家工作上看過哪些誇張的 CODE ?

[AmosYang (LetMeGoogleThatForYou)]

code 與 comment 就像是 Jedi 與 Sith 的關係

有興趣的人可以看看 stackoverflow 上的這個討論串

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

(短網址: http://tinyurl.com/4qs8x3)

摘錄幾個我個人覺得頗好笑的 comment:
(原本想試著補上中文翻譯的，不過翻譯非我強項，總覺得翻譯得怪怪的
 且有些笑點在翻譯的過程中就蒸發了
 所以…有興趣的人自己看吧)

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stop(); // Hammertime!

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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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// drunk, fix later

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/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

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This seems to stop morons from messing my code...
"Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone."

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#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

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long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

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// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

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double penetration; // ouch

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//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

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// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

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// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

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options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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    #Christmas tree initializer
    toConnect = []
    toRead =   [  ]
    toWrite = [    ]
    primes = [      ]
    responses = {}
    remaining = {}

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On initialization of a linked list:

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

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I worked with a guy who was raised a Muslim, but had a rather
 tongue-in-cheek view of the religion. He left this comment
 above a particularly nasty chunk of code:

// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.

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// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

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// This comment is self explanatory.


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推 motocyman:看到聖誕樹笑了…
推 megaman1206:推聖誕樹XD
推 james732:   推聖誕樹XDDD 我怎麼都沒想過要這樣寫
→ andymai:笑是蠻好笑的~但實際上功能都寫不完了~哪有閒情逸致搞這些
推 tjhuang:大概是聖誕節的晚上，看著萬家燈火同時趕code的心酸吧
推 loopuntil:很好笑又有點辛酸XD
推 dryman:XDDDDDDDDDDD
推 tcw026:lol..XD
→ tcw026:我喜歡這一個: return 1; # returns 1
→ tcw026:推文1: 經典! 但是這一個更好 "i++; // increase i by 1"
→ tcw026:推文2: 誰知道他有沒有定義#DEFINE 1 成其他的東西..
→ tcw026:推文3:他是用什麼語言?
→ tcw026:所以return 1; //加註解 returns 1或許真的有需要XD
推 dryman:我最喜歡magic, do not touch
推 hilorrk:Now, God only knows....XD
推 lwecloud:long long ago, in a galaxy far far away <=這很靠杯XD
推 yauhh:我也要學著在工作中導入幽默感
推 ledia:我想一切還是以實力的累積優先會比較好
推 ctrlbreak:我以前都排火箭
推 ikari512:XDDDD
→ AmosYang:                                    ↖ XD
推 CarlOrz:推 斯巴達 "300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" !!!
推 flylover:XDDDDD 斯巴達跟聖誕樹XDD